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chaoticbanter:

thattallnerdygirl:

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miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

*INTERNAL SCREAMING*

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04/17/14

*heart eyes*

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"The bathroom paper towel machine motion sensor failing to react to me does nothing for my self esteem."

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Red wine pear on top of my sushi gives me heart eyes. (@aliciamasse does too)

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xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

"moistened bint"

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lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

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[@_grrm_]

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candyrifle:

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dave-vriska:

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naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?

they do bet bad shit happenack.

I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?

and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.

ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.


Ale.

Yeah yes.

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